Warning: This is dirty joke, but soo funny. ;)
Here was a guy who was in the market for a used Harley. He had
always wanted a big, bad hog. He shopped around; newspaper ads, bike
shops, but nothing. Finally he came across a beautiful classic
Harley with a "for sale" sign on it. On inspection, he is amazed to find
the bike in mint condition.
He talked to the owner, "This bike is beautiful!! I'll take it.
But you gotta tell me how you keep it in such good shape."
"Well," said the seller, "it's pretty simple, just make sure that
if the bike is outside and it's going to rain, that you rub Vaseline
on the chrome. It keeps it from rusting. In fact, since you're
buying the bike, I won't need my tube of Vaseline anymore. Here, you can
have it." He handed the new owner an old tube of Vaseline, which he
put it in his jacket pocket.
Our hero bought the bike and headed out; a proud and happy biker.
He took his bike over to show his girlfriend. She was ecstatic!
That night, he decided to ride his bike over to his girlfriend's parents
house. Since, it was the first time he was going to meet them and
figured it will make a big impression.
When the couple arrived at her folks house, his girlfriend grabbed
her boyfriend's arm and confessed, "Honey," she said, "I gotta tell
you something about my parents before we go in. When we eat dinner,
we don't talk. In fact, the first person to say anything during
dinner has to do the dishes."
"No problem," he said, and they went in. Our hero was astounded.
Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty
dishes. In the family room, another huge stack. Piled up the stairs,
more dirty dishes. In fact, everywhere he looked there are dirty
dishes, that must have been there for years. They sat down to dinner
and, sure enough, no one said a word. As dinner progressed, the
boyfriend decided to take advantage of the situation.
He grabbed his girlfriend, ripped open her dress, yanked off her
panties and screwed her right on the dinner table. The entire family
was shocked, but no one said a word. When he was finished, his
girlfriend peeled herself off the table and dinner resumed.
Soon his eyes wandered over to his girlfriend's kid sister. Since
he figured no one would say anything, he bent her over the table and
mounted her from behind. After he was satisfied, he sat down to eat
and again, none of the family said anything.
Just before dessert, he began thinking that her mom was looking
pretty good. What the hell, he slipped her the bone. After dropping
his load, he noticed it was starting to rain. He remembered he had to
protect his new motorcycle. He pulled the tube of Vaseline from his
jacket pocket.
The father suddenly jumped up from his chair and shouted, "All
right, I'll do the damned dishes!!"
