Radio Contest

A radio station ran a contest for words not in the dictionary but which could be used in a sentence that would make sense. The prize was a luxury night out on the town.

DJ: 96FM, what's your name, caller?
Caller: My name's Dave.
DJ: Okay, Dave, what's the word?
Caller: GOAN, spelled 'go-an.' G-O-A-N.
DJ: That's a good word, Dave, and you're correct, it's not in the dictionary. Now, use your word in a sentence?
Caller: Goan, f**k yourself.

The DJ cut off the caller and took other calls, without a winner until...

DJ: 96FM, what's your name?
Caller: Jeff.
DJ: Okay, Jeff, what's your word?
Caller: SMEE, spelled S-M-E-E.
DJ: Definitely not in the dictionary. Now, for a luxury night out on the town, use your word in a sentence.
Caller: "Smee again. Goan f**k yourself!