Funny Chuck Norris Facts. Vol. 1

Yesterday I was exploring the jokeratingmachine.com
I've stuck on the issue that Chuck Norris jokes are dumb. They even dumber then most blonde jokes. Weird. I've spent a lot of time to find relatively funny among of them. Here they are:

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

Chuck Norris once played rugby by himself. He went undefeated.

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

to be continued...