An Intelligent Blonde Joke

Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.
He immediately turns to her and makes his move.
"You know," he says," I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk"
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

Blonde monday!

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde to stand in the circle and not move.

He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.

When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this." He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad.

He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.

"What's so funny?" The truck driver asked the blonde.

She replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle 4 times."

Traffic stop

A policeman pulls a blonde over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver's license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver's license, he asks for registration.

Getting another blank look from her, he explains, "It's that little piece of paper you get with your car and you keep it in the glove compartment."

"Ah," she says as she bends over to get it. While she is looking through the glove compartment, the officer unzips his pants and pulls his dick out.

Excited that she had found her registration, she turns around and looks up. A look of dismay crosses her face and she says, "Oh, no! Not another breathalizer test!"

Another Funny Blonde Joke

Are you still thinking blonde jokes are dumb? Check this out!

A young blonde woman goes to an office for a job interview . The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 3 seconds before replying "Ehh... 23!"

The interviewer tries another straight forward one to break the ice. "Can you tell us your height, please?" She stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. Then she traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot three!".

This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?" The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "Stephanie".

The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks "Just out of curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?"

"Oh, that!" replies the blonde, That's just me running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...'

Blonde Joke

Haven't been tired of blonde jokes?
Here's one more...
This is adult joke. So, beware.

A blonde and a brunette were discussing boyfriends. Brunette: "Last night I had three orgasms!" Blonde: "That's nothing. Last night I had at least a dozen!" Brunette: "My God! I had no idea your boyfriend was that good." Blonde: "Oh. Did you mean with one guy?"

Cruel Blonde Joke

Three blondes, hiking in the woods, came upon some tracks. The first blonde asked, "Are those deer tracks?" The second said, "No, I think they are moose tracks." Before the third could answer, they all three got hit by the train!

Blonde joke

Here's another good blonde joke.

A blind guy in a bar shouts to the bartender- "Wanna hear a blonde joke"?

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he is a rugby player. The guy to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he is a wrestler. We are all blonde. Think about it, buddy. Do you still wanna tell the joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde joke

A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house.

She goes up to the house, rings the bell and the owner comes to the door.

He asks what he can do for her. The blonde tells him of the situation, that she is down on her luck and wants to know if he has any odd jobs she could do.

The man thinks about it for a sec and then remembers that he has been wanting to paint his porch. He asks the blonde if she paints?

The blonde says, "Sure" .

- Well, I've been wanting to paint my porch, how much would you charge?

- I don't know, say $50 bucks.

- Sounds good. Go ahead and get started.

He closes the door and walks back inside.
His wife asks him, "Who was at the door?" He tells her of the blonde and her situation and then told his wife that the blonde agreed to paint the porch for $50 bucks.

The amazed wife says, "$50 bucks, but that porch goes the full length of our house and then some. It will be at least a few hours job. You should pay her more."

"But that's all she wanted, and anyway she's a dumb blonde!"

15 minutes later, they get a knock on the door. The man answers the door and the blonde stands there and says, "All done."

The man was totally surprized - "I can't believe it, you're done painting the entire porch so quick."

"Yes, and by the way it's not a Porch it's a Ferrari."