Blonde joke

A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house.

She goes up to the house, rings the bell and the owner comes to the door.

He asks what he can do for her. The blonde tells him of the situation, that she is down on her luck and wants to know if he has any odd jobs she could do.

The man thinks about it for a sec and then remembers that he has been wanting to paint his porch. He asks the blonde if she paints?

The blonde says, "Sure" .

- Well, I've been wanting to paint my porch, how much would you charge?

- I don't know, say $50 bucks.

- Sounds good. Go ahead and get started.

He closes the door and walks back inside.
His wife asks him, "Who was at the door?" He tells her of the blonde and her situation and then told his wife that the blonde agreed to paint the porch for $50 bucks.

The amazed wife says, "$50 bucks, but that porch goes the full length of our house and then some. It will be at least a few hours job. You should pay her more."

"But that's all she wanted, and anyway she's a dumb blonde!"

15 minutes later, they get a knock on the door. The man answers the door and the blonde stands there and says, "All done."

The man was totally surprized - "I can't believe it, you're done painting the entire porch so quick."

"Yes, and by the way it's not a Porch it's a Ferrari."

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