Heart attack

After the plane reached cruising altitude, the captain announced,- “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Captain speaking. The weather ahead is good and I expect a smooth and uneventful flight, so just sit back and – OH, MY GOD!!!” Silence followed for a few moments while the entire plane held its breath until the intercom clicked back on. “Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you, but while I was speaking, the flight attendant bringing me a cup of hot coffee spilled it right in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!” One of the coach passengers shouted, “Oh, yeah? You should see the back of mine!”