What a dad!

Dear Marty, I have been unable to sleep since I forced my daughter to break off her engagement to you. Can you forgive and forget? I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk, tattoos, and piercings. I guess motorcycles aren't that dangerous. And holding a job isn't the only thing in life. There are probably some very nice people living under that bridge with you. While Suzie is only 17, she's still willing to give up her full scholarship to Harvard to be with you. I guess you can't learn everything about life from books. I have since come to my senses and give you both my blessing. Sincerely, Your future "Dad." PS: Congratulations on winning the lottery!