Wedding night

An inexperienced young girl married an older man. Her aunt agreed to stay in their house on their wedding night, just in case she needed marital advice. The couple retired to their bedroom and the groom removed his shirt. The bride ran down the hall to her aunt's room. "Auntie Jane! His chest is covered with hair!" "Oh, that's all right, dear. That's natural," says her aunt, so the bride returned. Her groom removed his trousers and she rushed out again. "Auntie Jane! He has hair on his legs, too!" Her aunt reassured her again, so back she went. Her husband then removed his socks, revealing that one of his feet was artificial. His bride ran off again. "Auntie Jane! He's got one foot!" she cried. "A foot?" gasped the aunt. "You stay here, honey. This sounds like a job for Auntie Jane!"