Priest Joke

The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and hens he kept in the church henhouse. But one Saturday night, the rooster went missing. The priest had heard about cockfights being staged in the village, so after Sunday morning's sermon he asked his parishioners, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men raised their hands. "No, no," he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, no," he said, "That wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women raised their hands. "No, wait," he said, "What I meant to ask is has anyone seen my cock?" All the nuns, three altar boys, and another priest raised their hands, while a goat bleated outside!