Limited service

An armless man entered a bar, ordered a drink, and, when he was served, asked the bartender, "Would you please get the money out of my wallet?" Since he was armless, the bartender obliged. He then asked the bartender, "Would you please tip the glass to my lips so I can drink my drink?" Again the bartender obliged. Then he asked the bartender, "Where's the restroom?" The bartender quickly replied, "Across the street at the gas station!"

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