Appendicitis? Twice? Easily!

A man telephoned his doctor in the middle of the night, saying he thought his wife had appendicitis. "That's impossible," said the grumpy physician, "she had an appendectomy just last year. Are you stupid? Waking me in the middle of the night? Have you ever heard of anyone with a second appendix?" "No, doc, I haven't," said the husband through clenched teeth. "Have you ever heard of anyone with a second wife?!"