A Righteous Man's Reward

Bless me Father, for I have sinned." "What did you do, my son?" "I lusted." "Tell me about it." Steve related his story. "Father, I'm a deliveryman for UPS and yesterday, while making a delivery in an affluent neighborhood, the most beautiful woman I have ever seen opened her door dressed in a sheer negligee that hid nothing. She told me her husband was out of town and invited me inside." "And what did you do then, my son?" "Father, I did not enter that house, but I did lust. Oh, how I lusted!" "Your sin is forgiven," replied the priest. "and you will receive your reward in heaven." "Thank you, Father," said Steve. "What do you think my reward will be?" The priest replied, "Probably a bale of hay, you dumb a*s!