At the Pearly Gates

A woman met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates and asked if she could join her late husband, Walter Smith. St. Peter said, "We have a lot of Walter Smiths here; which one is yours?" She replied, "My Walter is bald with blue eyes and he said that if I ever slept with another man, he'd turn over in his grave." St. Peter motioned to a nearby angel. "Hey, Jim. Take her down to Whirling Walter!"