Tequila Commercial

Feelings of inadequacy? Shyness? Wish you were more assertive? Ask your doctor about Tequila^o, the natural way to feel more confident. Tequila^o will ease you out of shyness and tell the world that you're willing to do anything. And Tequila^o works almost immediately. With a regimen of regular doses, shyness and awkwardness become a thing of the past and you'll discover talents you never knew you had. Warning: Tequila^o may not be right for everyone. Pregnant and nursing women should not use Tequila^o although women who want to become pregnant should give it a try. Side effects include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lust, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headaches, dehydration, dry mouth, a desire to sing karaoke, and may lead to all-night bouts of truth or dare, strip poker, or naked twister.
"Tequila^o: Leave shyness behind!"

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