Hold'em! We're taking off! -;)

A flight was so severely delayed that the stewardesses gave everyone drinks and those tiny bags of peanuts. When the pilot announced they were next in line for take off, without thinking, the stewardess announced, "Alright, everyone: buckle up, grab your drinks, and hold your nuts. We're taking off!" No one saw her for the rest of the flight, but the passengers and the other stewardesses laughed through the whole flight.